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Not Being on a Boat 

Not Being on a Boat

Written by: Esme Claire Keith

Publication Date: October 01, 2011
360pp • Paperback / PDF / ePub
ISBN: 9781554810604 / 1554810604

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Rutledge, an aging, divorced man, has treated himself to a Cruise on the Mariola. The Cruise is not just any cruise. It's the whole shebang. It's around the world. It's a lifestyle change: G & Ts and tuxedos and cigars and cognac galore. The service is top-rate. And Rutledge's steward, Raoul, is a good kid.

But then a day trip to a Caribbean port ends in commotion. Some people don’t make it back onto the ship. Rutledge, nonplussed, makes use of the vacant machines in the gym and the unoccupied loungers on deck. But soon, crew members seem few and far between, and the menu in the Captain's Mess significantly diminished. Rutledge gets the feeling that something is amiss. And that's just unacceptable.

Welcome aboard Esme Keith's debut dystopic novel, a cunning parody of modern day luxury and the coveted "all-inclusive" vacation, from the refreshingly blunt point of view of a man unable to see beyond his own needs, with hilarious results.

Esme Claire Keith was born in Toronto in 1964. Her librarian mother supervised weekly library visits while her father read exclusively from J.B. Priestly's list of great novels. Her older sister began to study Latin at the age of ten. A natural contrarian, Esme gave herself to Mad magazine, Star Trek (the original series), and the holy trinity of glam, disco, and punk. At university she finally investigated the canon and she saw that it was good. She has divided her attention ever since between high culture and pop. She currently lives in Winnipeg, where she has good access to both.

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Not Being on a Boat

2011 • 360pp • Paperback • 9781554810604 / 1554810604

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